Friday, November 7, 2008

02. Stereotypes (Most if it is...) [Written January 27, 2008]

Sunday, January 27, 2008 at 11:33pm
There are so many things in the world that piss me off.
Theyre all random in no order, so they might be a bit confusing.
- Every other commercial on TV is for losing weight.
- On the TV show 'The Biggest Loser,' they say the title means the biggest weight loser. How fucking stupid do they think we are? Obviously, it's a show about taking big fat losers and making them lose weight in front of the whole world.
- America's next Top Model, or America's Next Top Anorexic?
- Even though you have to go through a screening before going before the actual judges on Idol, still they let the worst ones through...and for what? Obviously so they can humiliate them infront of the whole country.
- If you're a female and not skinny and/or blonde, you're not sexy.
- If you're a male and not muscular, you're not sexy.
- Jamie Lynn Spears is shunned for becomming pregnant at 16. She's not the only teen that this has ever happened to. Get over it, look who she has as a big sister for God's sake. Talk about bad role models.
- Because I go to St. Clair, I'm considered a whore and that I'll be pregant before I graduate.
- Kids these days are mature WAY beyond their years, and parents can't control them.
- In the USA you can get fined and arrested for downloading music off LimeWire, ShareAZA, or any other program.
- When I was little, I was ALLOWED to take fucking PB&J sandwhiches in my school lunch and nobody in my class died.
- A little kid was expelled for pointing a chicken finger at another classmate and making gun noises.
- When I was young kids didn't hang each other from coat hooks.
- I can't even change with my classmates because I'm too self-conscious. People who know me know I'm skinny, but you should see these girls, they're toothpicks.
- If you have emo hair, somehow you're automatically accused of slitting your wrists.
- If you're gay, every guy automatically assumes that you're gunna like them so they shun you. Come on guys, do you think every girl you see is hot? Get over yourselves.
- If you're gay, everyone also assumes you have AIDS.
- If you get pregnant or get someone pregnant as a teen you're automatically shunned, even if you do the right thing and get married. - And if you get an abortion you're really shunned.
- PETA needs to learn that not everyone will become a vegetarian. If I want KFC, I'll eat it. And I'll enjoy it.
- We can't let little kids use celebrities as role models. This just makes them want to be skinny and blonde.
- If you don't own Guitar Hero, no one wants to hang out with you.
- A 14 year old girl in Toronto was stabbed by her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. Why? Because the new girlfriend didn't want her around.
- People have GOT to stop using the words, 'Gay,' and 'Retarded,' out of context. Actually stop using the second one alltogether.
- A little girl has 29 bruises on her and the police rule it as 'toddlerbruising' and returned her to her mother and step-father.
- That same little girl broke BOTH of her legs while in the care of her mom, and the court ruled that her abuser was 'unknown.'
- That same little girl was KILLED by blunt force trauma to the stomache while in the care of her mother and step-father.

Political Correctness:
- Everything has to be politically correct. They want to make it so Santa can't say 'Ho! Ho! Ho!', cuz it's innapropriate. Fuck that. Like a 5 year old kid knows what a 'Ho' is...
- They also want him to lose weight cuz it's a bad influence. WTF? It's tradition people. Get over it.
- They can't put a Christmas tree up in public buildings. Like, come on.
- Visually Impaired, not blind.
- Hearing Impaired, not deaf.
- Physically/Developmentally Challenged, not handicapped.

I'm going to leave this off here.

Sooz

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