you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
the Trix rabbit, for exampleI dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with meI'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitchesand made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap...
what the FUCK was I just smoking?"another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
Not me
I dont even eat breakfast no more.
I mean, I eat when I get upbut the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
don't give me that shit.
Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....KILL THEM, BITCH!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."
This was off http://www.bash.org ---> I almost pissed my pants!
Friday, November 7, 2008
05: And it hadn't even been three weeks... (Written September 16, 2008)
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 3:40pm
As I have entered my 5th year of high school, it has seemed hard to keep up with my friendships. I try my best to hang out with all my friends, but sometimes it is difficult. I don't have them in many classes. Sometimes, it seems like some of them don't care anymore. We've all made new friends. Some of us have moved away. Some of us just don't talk to each other anymore at all.
Sometimes, no matter how hard I try, it seems like you have no interest in being my friend anymore. You call me names (jokingly) but sometimes it hurts me. I tell you to stop, and it doesn't help. Sometimes you hit me (jokingly) for the dumbest reasons, and it hurts. When you hit someone as a joke, you don't have to whack them, just a gentle pat is fine. And I freaking love you. You're like my best friend, why do we have to be like this? I feel out of the loop often, and other people feel even more out of the loop.
I still go out to lunch almost everyday with two other members of our group, with which I have no classes, just to be able to hang. We laugh and tease each other on our way to Subway everyday. Somehow, our group went from depending on each other to depending on alcohol for fun. Just to let you know, I will not be drinking between now and Hallowe'en, unless it is a damn special occasion. I might on Homecoming, but it is doubtful.
I love you guys, and I value our friendships, and I don't want things to fall through the cracks.
I have also been getting along very well this year with other people I didn't know last year until the end. And another one who I knew all last year, but didn't get along with. I've changed, in more than one way. We all have. There is NO way none of us haven't changed. I've been trying to cut down on the amount of swearing that comes out of my mouth. It offends people. It offends my friends. It offends my co-workers. It offends me. Yeah, I still swear occasionally, but not as much as I used to.
I have also somewhat befriended someone my other friends hate, for no reason. Grow up. If you guys don't like them, leave them the hell alone. Don't talk shit about them behind me. That goes for any of my friends. Don't talk shit about them to me. Cuz it WILL get back to them if I feel it's necessary. I'm not saying I can't keep a secret. I can if it's about YOU. It's just I don't want to hear your gossip. Especially about my friends.
As you are reading this, you might know who some of the people mentioned in this note are. You might be one of them. It should be obvious to you if you are, if you're wondering, message me, and I'll tell you.
Let's keep these friendships going, let's work things out.
<3 .
PEACE OUT.
Sooz
AKA:Soozle
AKA:Soozamajigger
As I have entered my 5th year of high school, it has seemed hard to keep up with my friendships. I try my best to hang out with all my friends, but sometimes it is difficult. I don't have them in many classes. Sometimes, it seems like some of them don't care anymore. We've all made new friends. Some of us have moved away. Some of us just don't talk to each other anymore at all.
Sometimes, no matter how hard I try, it seems like you have no interest in being my friend anymore. You call me names (jokingly) but sometimes it hurts me. I tell you to stop, and it doesn't help. Sometimes you hit me (jokingly) for the dumbest reasons, and it hurts. When you hit someone as a joke, you don't have to whack them, just a gentle pat is fine. And I freaking love you. You're like my best friend, why do we have to be like this? I feel out of the loop often, and other people feel even more out of the loop.
I still go out to lunch almost everyday with two other members of our group, with which I have no classes, just to be able to hang. We laugh and tease each other on our way to Subway everyday. Somehow, our group went from depending on each other to depending on alcohol for fun. Just to let you know, I will not be drinking between now and Hallowe'en, unless it is a damn special occasion. I might on Homecoming, but it is doubtful.
I love you guys, and I value our friendships, and I don't want things to fall through the cracks.
I have also been getting along very well this year with other people I didn't know last year until the end. And another one who I knew all last year, but didn't get along with. I've changed, in more than one way. We all have. There is NO way none of us haven't changed. I've been trying to cut down on the amount of swearing that comes out of my mouth. It offends people. It offends my friends. It offends my co-workers. It offends me. Yeah, I still swear occasionally, but not as much as I used to.
I have also somewhat befriended someone my other friends hate, for no reason. Grow up. If you guys don't like them, leave them the hell alone. Don't talk shit about them behind me. That goes for any of my friends. Don't talk shit about them to me. Cuz it WILL get back to them if I feel it's necessary. I'm not saying I can't keep a secret. I can if it's about YOU. It's just I don't want to hear your gossip. Especially about my friends.
As you are reading this, you might know who some of the people mentioned in this note are. You might be one of them. It should be obvious to you if you are, if you're wondering, message me, and I'll tell you.
Let's keep these friendships going, let's work things out.
<3 .
PEACE OUT.
Sooz
AKA:Soozle
AKA:Soozamajigger
04: Plans (Written August 15, 2008)
Friday, August 15, 2008 at 11:30pm
There is a time in everyone's life when you'll stop making plans. Because you had plans, but then things changed. Maybe it was a car accident, a family emergency, maybe you just got lazy and decided not to do something.
And at this time, you realize that when you do make plans, there is the chance they'll change. So if/when your plans fail, you get over it. Quickly.Or maybe you go cry for an hour thinking about how life just is not fair.
This time came for me a little over three years ago.
It was a Thursday afternoon, about one o'clock.It was a beautiful spring day, the last Thursday of that April.
Two weeks before my dad's 61st birthday.
I was excited for his birthday. We were going to go out for dinner. Then come home to watch a movie on the TV. I had plans. Plans with my dad.
My dad died on that not-so-beautiful Spring Day.
So my plans went down the toilet.
I've had many plans since then that have fallen through. And I got over it.
I don't get too upset about it.
Plans are never final for me. Things change at the last minute. I hate to plan things ahead. I just try to make it day by day.
It has made me into a very patient person.
I don't mind when plans change...
Anymore...
<3 RIP Daddy
Sooz
There is a time in everyone's life when you'll stop making plans. Because you had plans, but then things changed. Maybe it was a car accident, a family emergency, maybe you just got lazy and decided not to do something.
And at this time, you realize that when you do make plans, there is the chance they'll change. So if/when your plans fail, you get over it. Quickly.Or maybe you go cry for an hour thinking about how life just is not fair.
This time came for me a little over three years ago.
It was a Thursday afternoon, about one o'clock.It was a beautiful spring day, the last Thursday of that April.
Two weeks before my dad's 61st birthday.
I was excited for his birthday. We were going to go out for dinner. Then come home to watch a movie on the TV. I had plans. Plans with my dad.
My dad died on that not-so-beautiful Spring Day.
So my plans went down the toilet.
I've had many plans since then that have fallen through. And I got over it.
I don't get too upset about it.
Plans are never final for me. Things change at the last minute. I hate to plan things ahead. I just try to make it day by day.
It has made me into a very patient person.
I don't mind when plans change...
Anymore...
<3 RIP Daddy
Sooz
03. The good old days... (Written February 10, 2008)
Sunday, February 10, 2008 at 6:45pm
Anyone from Liz's birthday party remember any quotes said? The ones that we laughed all night at?
When we didn't need vodka or weed to have fun?
When we didn't start shit over every wise crack? As a matter of fact, most of the wise cracks were laughed at, or responded with a comeback, jokingly.
Remember how we had our pimp lines?
Remember sneaking upstairs to see the boys, and breaking a cup in the shower?
Remember watching The Texas Chain Saw Massacre?
Maybe this is getting old.
With remembering how the old days were...
Remember chicken?
And the funny noises Kirsten made?
What about going to Leamington...
And playing with all the fuzzy animals?
Remember when the Leamur thingies kept fighting?
ONE WORD: Fredetta.
The deer creeper?
Still comes by every once and awhile.
The back woods?
Still creep in there on occasion.
Remember when you two came over to clean my room...
And we got nothing done?
Remember blasting the stereo and dancing in the drive way?
And popping the balloons on the mailbox?
Anyways, I'm getting off the computeer for now.I will finish this later.
Sooz
Anyone from Liz's birthday party remember any quotes said? The ones that we laughed all night at?
When we didn't need vodka or weed to have fun?
When we didn't start shit over every wise crack? As a matter of fact, most of the wise cracks were laughed at, or responded with a comeback, jokingly.
Remember how we had our pimp lines?
Remember sneaking upstairs to see the boys, and breaking a cup in the shower?
Remember watching The Texas Chain Saw Massacre?
Maybe this is getting old.
With remembering how the old days were...
Remember chicken?
And the funny noises Kirsten made?
What about going to Leamington...
And playing with all the fuzzy animals?
Remember when the Leamur thingies kept fighting?
ONE WORD: Fredetta.
The deer creeper?
Still comes by every once and awhile.
The back woods?
Still creep in there on occasion.
Remember when you two came over to clean my room...
And we got nothing done?
Remember blasting the stereo and dancing in the drive way?
And popping the balloons on the mailbox?
Anyways, I'm getting off the computeer for now.I will finish this later.
Sooz
02. Stereotypes (Most if it is...) [Written January 27, 2008]
Sunday, January 27, 2008 at 11:33pm
There are so many things in the world that piss me off.
Theyre all random in no order, so they might be a bit confusing.
- Every other commercial on TV is for losing weight.
- On the TV show 'The Biggest Loser,' they say the title means the biggest weight loser. How fucking stupid do they think we are? Obviously, it's a show about taking big fat losers and making them lose weight in front of the whole world.
- America's next Top Model, or America's Next Top Anorexic?
- Even though you have to go through a screening before going before the actual judges on Idol, still they let the worst ones through...and for what? Obviously so they can humiliate them infront of the whole country.
- If you're a female and not skinny and/or blonde, you're not sexy.
- If you're a male and not muscular, you're not sexy.
- Jamie Lynn Spears is shunned for becomming pregnant at 16. She's not the only teen that this has ever happened to. Get over it, look who she has as a big sister for God's sake. Talk about bad role models.
- Because I go to St. Clair, I'm considered a whore and that I'll be pregant before I graduate.
- Kids these days are mature WAY beyond their years, and parents can't control them.
- In the USA you can get fined and arrested for downloading music off LimeWire, ShareAZA, or any other program.
- When I was little, I was ALLOWED to take fucking PB&J sandwhiches in my school lunch and nobody in my class died.
- A little kid was expelled for pointing a chicken finger at another classmate and making gun noises.
- When I was young kids didn't hang each other from coat hooks.
- I can't even change with my classmates because I'm too self-conscious. People who know me know I'm skinny, but you should see these girls, they're toothpicks.
- If you have emo hair, somehow you're automatically accused of slitting your wrists.
- If you're gay, every guy automatically assumes that you're gunna like them so they shun you. Come on guys, do you think every girl you see is hot? Get over yourselves.
- If you're gay, everyone also assumes you have AIDS.
- If you get pregnant or get someone pregnant as a teen you're automatically shunned, even if you do the right thing and get married. - And if you get an abortion you're really shunned.
- PETA needs to learn that not everyone will become a vegetarian. If I want KFC, I'll eat it. And I'll enjoy it.
- We can't let little kids use celebrities as role models. This just makes them want to be skinny and blonde.
- If you don't own Guitar Hero, no one wants to hang out with you.
- A 14 year old girl in Toronto was stabbed by her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. Why? Because the new girlfriend didn't want her around.
- People have GOT to stop using the words, 'Gay,' and 'Retarded,' out of context. Actually stop using the second one alltogether.
- A little girl has 29 bruises on her and the police rule it as 'toddlerbruising' and returned her to her mother and step-father.
- That same little girl broke BOTH of her legs while in the care of her mom, and the court ruled that her abuser was 'unknown.'
- That same little girl was KILLED by blunt force trauma to the stomache while in the care of her mother and step-father.
Political Correctness:
- Everything has to be politically correct. They want to make it so Santa can't say 'Ho! Ho! Ho!', cuz it's innapropriate. Fuck that. Like a 5 year old kid knows what a 'Ho' is...
- They also want him to lose weight cuz it's a bad influence. WTF? It's tradition people. Get over it.
- They can't put a Christmas tree up in public buildings. Like, come on.
- Visually Impaired, not blind.
- Hearing Impaired, not deaf.
- Physically/Developmentally Challenged, not handicapped.
I'm going to leave this off here.
Sooz
There are so many things in the world that piss me off.
Theyre all random in no order, so they might be a bit confusing.
- Every other commercial on TV is for losing weight.
- On the TV show 'The Biggest Loser,' they say the title means the biggest weight loser. How fucking stupid do they think we are? Obviously, it's a show about taking big fat losers and making them lose weight in front of the whole world.
- America's next Top Model, or America's Next Top Anorexic?
- Even though you have to go through a screening before going before the actual judges on Idol, still they let the worst ones through...and for what? Obviously so they can humiliate them infront of the whole country.
- If you're a female and not skinny and/or blonde, you're not sexy.
- If you're a male and not muscular, you're not sexy.
- Jamie Lynn Spears is shunned for becomming pregnant at 16. She's not the only teen that this has ever happened to. Get over it, look who she has as a big sister for God's sake. Talk about bad role models.
- Because I go to St. Clair, I'm considered a whore and that I'll be pregant before I graduate.
- Kids these days are mature WAY beyond their years, and parents can't control them.
- In the USA you can get fined and arrested for downloading music off LimeWire, ShareAZA, or any other program.
- When I was little, I was ALLOWED to take fucking PB&J sandwhiches in my school lunch and nobody in my class died.
- A little kid was expelled for pointing a chicken finger at another classmate and making gun noises.
- When I was young kids didn't hang each other from coat hooks.
- I can't even change with my classmates because I'm too self-conscious. People who know me know I'm skinny, but you should see these girls, they're toothpicks.
- If you have emo hair, somehow you're automatically accused of slitting your wrists.
- If you're gay, every guy automatically assumes that you're gunna like them so they shun you. Come on guys, do you think every girl you see is hot? Get over yourselves.
- If you're gay, everyone also assumes you have AIDS.
- If you get pregnant or get someone pregnant as a teen you're automatically shunned, even if you do the right thing and get married. - And if you get an abortion you're really shunned.
- PETA needs to learn that not everyone will become a vegetarian. If I want KFC, I'll eat it. And I'll enjoy it.
- We can't let little kids use celebrities as role models. This just makes them want to be skinny and blonde.
- If you don't own Guitar Hero, no one wants to hang out with you.
- A 14 year old girl in Toronto was stabbed by her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. Why? Because the new girlfriend didn't want her around.
- People have GOT to stop using the words, 'Gay,' and 'Retarded,' out of context. Actually stop using the second one alltogether.
- A little girl has 29 bruises on her and the police rule it as 'toddlerbruising' and returned her to her mother and step-father.
- That same little girl broke BOTH of her legs while in the care of her mom, and the court ruled that her abuser was 'unknown.'
- That same little girl was KILLED by blunt force trauma to the stomache while in the care of her mother and step-father.
Political Correctness:
- Everything has to be politically correct. They want to make it so Santa can't say 'Ho! Ho! Ho!', cuz it's innapropriate. Fuck that. Like a 5 year old kid knows what a 'Ho' is...
- They also want him to lose weight cuz it's a bad influence. WTF? It's tradition people. Get over it.
- They can't put a Christmas tree up in public buildings. Like, come on.
- Visually Impaired, not blind.
- Hearing Impaired, not deaf.
- Physically/Developmentally Challenged, not handicapped.
I'm going to leave this off here.
Sooz
01: Love (Written December 27, 2007)
Thursday, December 27, 2007 at 1:16am
Do you ever lay awake at night and wonder, 'Why me?'
I do, all the time. It's just a part of life for me.
I've been through some tough stuff. My life's really been a roller coaster. I lost my father almost three years ago now.
But what I really lay awake and think about is my relationships with others. I have wonderful relationships with most of my friends, which will never be broken. Come Hell or high water.
If I am ever in trouble or need a hug, they're right there to give it to me.
I love my friends. <3 .
What I really wonder is why everytime I fall in love, my heart ends up broken?
I am almost ready to give up on ever finding someone right for me. Everytime someone likes me, or whatever, I end up hurt. I guess it could be that there's a Mr. Right out there for me and that I just haven't found him.
But I am sick of getting hurt.
Why are some men such assholes?
I've been hurt, emotionally and physically.
I know what it's like to be so happy to finally be rid of him, yet so depressed to be rid of that closeness that comes with having a boyfriend.
A year ago, I was in a relationship that was going nowhere.It took me eight months to realize this.
He still hits on me, yet he's got a girlfriend and a beautiful little girl at home. (And yes, some of my friends will know who I'm talking about here. I left out names for a reason however...)
They're the ones who need him, he doesn't need to be out looking at other girls.
And if he'll do it behind her back, what's going to stop him from doing it to me after awhile?
I don't know where my life is going, but I really can't stand to be hurt anymore.
All I really want to know is why is it that guys only seem to care about sex and stuff like that.
What I want is to find someone who'll take it slow...
Who won't be afraid to sit and hold my hand sometimes. I need someone who will give me time to get to know them.
My problem is I fall too fast. I fall before I get to know who people really are on the inside.
I need to slow down and take the time to see the real person inside.
First impressions are important, but sometimes they mean NOTHING and it is important to get to know people for who they really are.
Anyways, I don't know where to take this next, so I guess I'll leave it off here...
Sooz
Do you ever lay awake at night and wonder, 'Why me?'
I do, all the time. It's just a part of life for me.
I've been through some tough stuff. My life's really been a roller coaster. I lost my father almost three years ago now.
But what I really lay awake and think about is my relationships with others. I have wonderful relationships with most of my friends, which will never be broken. Come Hell or high water.
If I am ever in trouble or need a hug, they're right there to give it to me.
I love my friends. <3 .
What I really wonder is why everytime I fall in love, my heart ends up broken?
I am almost ready to give up on ever finding someone right for me. Everytime someone likes me, or whatever, I end up hurt. I guess it could be that there's a Mr. Right out there for me and that I just haven't found him.
But I am sick of getting hurt.
Why are some men such assholes?
I've been hurt, emotionally and physically.
I know what it's like to be so happy to finally be rid of him, yet so depressed to be rid of that closeness that comes with having a boyfriend.
A year ago, I was in a relationship that was going nowhere.It took me eight months to realize this.
He still hits on me, yet he's got a girlfriend and a beautiful little girl at home. (And yes, some of my friends will know who I'm talking about here. I left out names for a reason however...)
They're the ones who need him, he doesn't need to be out looking at other girls.
And if he'll do it behind her back, what's going to stop him from doing it to me after awhile?
I don't know where my life is going, but I really can't stand to be hurt anymore.
All I really want to know is why is it that guys only seem to care about sex and stuff like that.
What I want is to find someone who'll take it slow...
Who won't be afraid to sit and hold my hand sometimes. I need someone who will give me time to get to know them.
My problem is I fall too fast. I fall before I get to know who people really are on the inside.
I need to slow down and take the time to see the real person inside.
First impressions are important, but sometimes they mean NOTHING and it is important to get to know people for who they really are.
Anyways, I don't know where to take this next, so I guess I'll leave it off here...
Sooz
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